Thursday, July 30, 2009

Shaquille O'Neal Must've Visited Iraq

Because the KBR contractors who built our latrines surely used Shaq as their template for deciding the height to place every urinal! Yep, and that insures most of us who are of "normal height" have to stand on our tip-toes in order to safely and effectively use the facilities. On the other hand, it also precludes almost everyone from using the now-infamous "wide stance" defense.

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