One of my fellow agents was hit by indirect fire today...but fortunately, it was launched by a pigeon (no doubt an Al Qaida sympathizer), and merely splattered my colleague's hat and ballpoint pen with bird poop. None of us returned fire, as such an occurance isn't covered by the Multi-National Force-Iraq Rules of Engagement.
"War is Hell"...General William Tecumseh Sherman
"G-Damned Pigeon!"...Un-named US Army CID Special Agent
"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!"...Everyone else watching the pigeon vs. agent encounter